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“This is your last chance kid, tell me the truth.” “……. I just added the 9 to it.” Little Johnny brought home his history test result, which was 90.His father was overjoyed with it. His mother, Karen, couldn’t believe her kid got 90 in history. After careful examination of the marks, she saw that the […]
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My daughter, who is in fourth grade, had a desk partner who talked all day about how rich she was, how much money she had saved up, and how she was richer than my daughter.So my daughter replied, “It’s good; with a face like yours, at least someone might marry you for your money.
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After my wife and I got married……………, we tried to have children but found out she was unable to conceive. I vowed to stay by her side, but after two years, my desire to be a father remained unfulfilled. We ended up divorcing, dividing our finances, and I set out to start anew. Five years […]
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When I was 14, there was a quiet boy in my class— he was a true genius. One day, he vanished. The police couldn’t find him. His parents became recluses and barely left the house. 24 years later, I was shocked to see him on TV. Same name and face but older. Turns out he […]
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My husband gave me a shower gel for my birthday. I didn’t show it to him, but I got really offended, because we had no money I checked that his company was okay, and we had enough money in our bank account so that he could buy me at least a bunch of flowers I […]
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This happened during my first semester of college two years ago. There was a girl in my class who never talked to the teacher. He would ask her questions, but she stayed silent. I can’t remember her making any noise at all.One day, the teacher got very angry. He thought she was ignoring him and […]
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A man found himself caught between his wife and his mistress, unsure of whom to choose. In search of clarity, he went to a wise man for advice, asking whether he should stay with his wife or his mistress. The wise man, holding two pots—one containing a rose and the other a cactus—asked the man, […]
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A woman meets with her lover, who is also her husband’s best friend. They make love for hours. Afterwards, as they lie in bed, the phone rings. Since it’s the woman’s house, she picks up the receiver. The best friend listens, only hearing her side of the conversation: “Hello? Oh, hi… I’m so glad that […]
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One day, while working at a fast food restaurant, I noticed a lady had left her Louis Vuitton bag on a table. After waiting 20 minutes and realizing she wasn’t coming back, I decided to take the bag to the lost and found. I didn’t look inside, just placed it there and went back to […]
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… Last night, a homeless man sought shelter in our walls, so we gave him a room and some new clothes. While he was changing, I peaked through the keyhole and I stared longingly at his penis.” The priest says: “Do not be ashamed, my child. Say a Hail Mary, wash your eyes in the […]
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