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My ex showed up on my doorstep one day, after I’d kicked him out for good reason. He wore that fake smile I knew too well and handed me a plastic bag. Inside: a dozen eggs and half a pound of bologna. “Just thought you might need some groceries,” he said. I rolled my eyes […]

Breaking: Coach Prime Benches 3 Persistent Anthem Kneelers, Says ‘I Do Not Want Activists’ In a fiery move that has ignited national controversy, Deion “Coach Prime” Sanders, head coach of the Colorado Buffaloes, has reportedly benched three players for repeatedly kneeling during the national anthem — declaring in no uncertain terms: “I do not want […]